7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Celebrity Jokes
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Justin Bieber
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Don't free Britney!
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
