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Celebrity Jokes
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Justin Bieber
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Don't free Britney!
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
