Car jokes
I didnβt know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! π
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Memes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! π
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Whatβs the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
My last relationship ended because I didnβt open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.