Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
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What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
Why do rappers love the gym?
Cause they’re all about them HEAVY BARS
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE