Rap jokes
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
I love rap!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!