Rap jokes
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!