Rap jokes
I love rap!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Memes
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS