I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger
Whats brown and sticky - a stick
How do drown a Blonde.... you put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
My bumper sticker says:👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
