Sticker jokes

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.

My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".

What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?

DUH! A sticker.

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.