Sticker jokes

What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?

DUH! A sticker.

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".

My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.

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How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.