Sticker jokes

How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?

DUH! A sticker.

How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".