My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. The guy says he didn't open the car door, but instead went to the top of the water? He's implying they were in a car that went into the water, and he just bailed! What a jerk! Also, you smell like beef and cheese!