What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
DwavyHumper
Silly Brit from Manchester.
Like making jokes so yea!
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
What's a suicidal persons favorite type of bath bomb? A toaster