What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
DwavyHumper
@dwavyhumper
Silly Brit from Manchester.
Like making jokes so yea!
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.