Car jokes
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.