My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
So my kid took my car he crashed it off a bridge I miss it but it's going to have my car
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
What did a car say hi to? It said hi to the school
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
when Helen Keller drives a car people call here Asian
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.
in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars
what do you say when a spanish person lose a car
Carlos
I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield