“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
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What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
Whats the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red Ferrari in my car
How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they'll both start.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got by a car. The cops said to him “That's CARma for you!
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
why did hitler get hit by a car? because he did na-zi that coming
What is a dog that you can drive? A big dog 🐶 car 🚘
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
Race car backwards is race car. Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.
After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.
After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?
