*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a person who gets hit by a car but is more concerned about tweeting about it than their own well-being. It's funny because it shows how addicted people can be to social media, even when they should be worried about more important things like, you know, not being dead. You seem like the type of person to do this, which is why you didn't get the joke.