I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Don't pick flat chest because they will turn their backs on you twice
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said "Honey, I flat chested. The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex. The next day, the wife said "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."...
“Daddy, what are those 2 things on mum’s chest?”. Asked Tom “Those are just....balloons”.said dad (Later) “Dad! I think mum’s dying!”said Tom. “Why?” Asked dad. “Because uncles blowing her balloons and she said “oh god im cumming!”
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A blowjob
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what's that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what's that in between your legs mom: oh that's my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what's that in between your legs dad: oh that's my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there's a snake Going in your bush
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time
Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?
