Chest Jokes

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What do you call a flat chested emo girl

A cutting board

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.

Don't pick flat chest because they will turn their backs on you twice

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery

Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?

What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt

i was digging a hole in my garden then i found a treasure chest i was so happy i went to tell my wife but then i remembered why i was digging a hole

What do you call a flat chest emo girl?

A cutting board.