I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl
A cutting board
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Don't pick flat chest because they will turn their backs on you twice
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
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I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what's that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what's that in between your legs mom: oh that's my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what's that in between your legs dad: oh that's my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there's a snake Going in your bush
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time
Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?
i was digging a hole in my garden then i found a treasure chest i was so happy i went to tell my wife but then i remembered why i was digging a hole
