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I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.

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Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because you can take it so quickly.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

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Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.