Can jokes
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
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Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
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Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.