Special needs jokes

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?

Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

I have special needs, and I was born with it.

What do you call a special needs army?

The special forces.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.