Special needs jokes

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.