Special needs

Special Needs Jokes

Wheelchair

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

  • 3
  • Student

    I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "He was a little tardy."

    I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

    Memes

    Class

    I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "She was a little tardy."

    I asked her, "I thought they all were."

    Vegetable

    I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

    Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

    School Shooter

    If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

    Kid

    What do you say to a depressed special kid?

    “Why so down?”

    Website

    I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

    Child

    I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

    Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

    Shooter

    When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

    Kid

    Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

    They have special needs to make them.

    Autistic kid

    What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

    They both have special needs.