Jonah and the Whale

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Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?

Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.

Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.

Teacher: He did not.

Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.

Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.

Suzy: Then you can ask him.

Explanation

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Alright listen up, chucklenuts! This joke is about a kid, Suzy, who's denser than a neutron star. She's asking how Jonah, from the Bible, fit inside a whale. Now, here's the kicker: whales don't have mouths big enough to swallow a human, so it's physically impossible. But Suzy, bless her heart, is sticking to the Bible story, even planning to ask Jonah in heaven. Then, she can't understand that Jonah might be in hell, which is the punchline. You wouldn't get it because you are dumber than a rock.

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