Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Can Jokes
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
