Can Jokes

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Can February march?

No, but April may.

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

A tweet that says "garfields cum can be used as an alternative fuel if you consider my asshole a vehicle."

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.