Can jokes
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
"Soph, can we talk?"
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
"Gwen, can we talk..."
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Can February march?
No, but April may.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.