Can

Can jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Faker

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Chat

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Orphan

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

Friend

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Orphan

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Promise

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Name

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Time travel

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Obsession

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.

Demon

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Crack head

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

Plane Crash

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.