Can jokes

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

My father can take a joke because he made one.

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Can you see me?

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

El, can you grab me that bow?

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

My guy: I have a Q-Tip.

Me: You can Q my tip.

My guy: Ayo!

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.