Can jokes

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

I just bought a book about lamps...

So I can do some light reading over the weekend.

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

"Soph, can we talk?"

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

"Gwen, can we talk..."

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Can February march?

No, but April may.