Call jokes
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.