when i was very young... my classmates played a game called kiss chase, some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them They are rapists now
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC's so he goes home and ask his mom who's cooking "Whats the first letter of the ABC's?" he ask and his mom responds with "SHUT UP... I'M COOKING!" so then he walks to sister who's signing in the shower and asks her "Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC's?" she responds with "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" then he walks over to his brother who's watching batman and asks "Whats the 3rd letter of the ABC's" and his brother responds with "nu nu nu nu batman" then he proceeds to walk to his dad who's watching football and ask "Dad whats the 4th letter of the ABC's?" and he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD!" then he walks to his grandma who's cooking buns and ask her "Whats the 5th letter of the ABC's?" and she responds with "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!" then he Johnny proceeds to go to school the next day and the teacher says to her class "Can any of you tell me the first letter of the ABC's" Johnny of course raises his hand and the teacher calls on him then he says "SHUT UP I'M COOKING!" then the teacher raises and eyebrow and says "Young man are you ready to go to the principals office?" then he proceeds to say "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" and he walks to the principals office then she says "What's you're name son?" he responds with "Nu nu nu nu batman!" then the principal ask "How many spanken's boy?!" he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD" and after that he runs out of the principal's office well yelling "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!"
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
What do u call a guy with a long chin
Chino-Chinese
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
What do you call a criminal.
Disarmed and dangerous
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket league. [;^)]
what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears? Anything you want — he can’t hear you
What do you call a taliban in a bath bath bomb
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club