Call jokes

What do you call an Indian babysitter?

Nanny.

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.

Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”.

Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said Sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****,” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.

The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”

As Sam arrived at the counselor’s office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****,” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.

What do you call a butt that kills people?

An ASSassin :)

What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.

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1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?

2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?

What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?

A tongue workout!

What do you call a person with cancer?

A ghost with a body.

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

Little Seizures.

What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.

Why don’t orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?

7/11

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?

Anything you want—he can’t hear you.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

What does my uncle call a school?

A strip club.

What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?