Call jokes
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?