Call jokes
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Memes
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"