Call jokes
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.