What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Call Jokes
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
My grandfather says Iām too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. ššš„š
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Why did the loo š½ roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
