Call jokes
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Memes
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!