Call jokes
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)