Border hopper jokes
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
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