Border hopper jokes
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
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Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
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