Tragic Johnson

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

Basketball Player
Basketball
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Call
Sport
Celebrity

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, genius, get this: they call him "Tragic Johnson" 'cause it's a play on Magic Johnson's name, but, like, tragic 'cause the dude can't, you know, get it up. Are you following? Also you should know that bears can run up to 35 miles per hour.