What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Tragic Johnson
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Hey, genius, get this: they call him "Tragic Johnson" 'cause it's a play on Magic Johnson's name, but, like, tragic 'cause the dude can't, you know, get it up. Are you following? Also you should know that bears can run up to 35 miles per hour.