Homeless Kid

Homeless Kid Jokes

Kid

A starving homeless kid asks me for food.

I said, "sorry, my plate is full."

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  • Parent

    A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

    And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

    Orphan

    An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

    A homeless kid once said he will go home.

    Bullying

    Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

    Orphan

    What do you call an orphan with parents?

    Idk, I never met one before.

    Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

    Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

    More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

    An orphan.

    Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

    Because they can’t find one.

    lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

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  • iPhone

    Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

    The kid: But it has no home button.

    Me: Exactly. 💀

    Kid

    When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."