Homeless Kid jokes
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
I'm an orphan, lol.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.