Homeless Kid jokes
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.