Call jokes
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Memes
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.