Call jokes
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Memes
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."