Call jokes
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ππ
Memes
What do you call a night person? A night owl π¦ who is up all night, lol!
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
His new music video has been leaked. Itβs called βLiving in a Tree.β
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!