Call jokes
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.