Call jokes
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.