Call jokes
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.