What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
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What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
