Call jokes
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Memes
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.