Call jokes
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.