Call jokes
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.