Call jokes
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"