Call jokes

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?

The Incredibles.

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?

Me time.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.