Call jokes
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"