Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Call Jokes
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
