Call jokes
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
Memes
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.