Call jokes
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.