Call jokes
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.