Call jokes
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.