Call jokes
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Memes
kayla?
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.