Call it jokes
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.