Call it jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.