Call it jokes
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.