Call it jokes

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?

A blood bath.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.