Call it

Call it jokes

Music

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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  • Panera

    Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

    What do you call it when Panera is over?

    Panera end.

    Emo

    Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

    People

    Most people call it grave robbing...

    I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

    Dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

    School

    Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

    Girl

    What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?

    A blood bath.

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  • Coffin

    What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

    Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

    Food

    What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

    Panera bread serving food.

    Teeth

    If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.