Call it jokes

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?

A blood bath.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.