What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dog has no legs, so it can't come when you call it. The setup leads you to think there's some clever name for a dog without legs, but the punchline is that it's pointless to name it, because it can't move anyway. Basically, you fell for a classic bait-and-switch, dingus.