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Oven

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Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Arson

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Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE

Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.

Game

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What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

Santa

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Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

Charity

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I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

Bro

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Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Bunch

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What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.