Call it jokes
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.