Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Santa's New Punishment
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smartie pants. Santa ain't got no coal because it is too spendy. So Santa uses lettuce and mayonnaise as punishment for being a bad kid. "Coal's Law" sounds like "Cole's Law" which is just a dumb name for shredded cabbage and mayo!