Email

Email Jokes

Prescription

A man gets an email from his doctor.

"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."

The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"

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  • Sex

    My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

    Porn

    Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

    Reddit

    On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play video games?

    Because they don't have their parent's email.

    Website

    Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

    Day

    A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.

    The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"

    Hacker

    My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

    I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

    American

    American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."

    Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

    Emo

    This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

    Password

    I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

    Chat

    OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.

    Bullet

    I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

    Website

    Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

    I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.