Email jokes

A man gets an email from his doctor.

"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."

The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"

What is Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1.

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.

The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"

What is Forrest Gump's email password?

1forrest1

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."

Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?

OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.