Email jokes
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
What is mail? Boring.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.
I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?