Call it jokes
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.