Call it jokes
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.