Call It Jokes

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown.

If Jesus was real they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion.

They would call it crucifact.

Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand? A: Cuatro Cinco

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

what do you call it when a man is scared in panera bread

panera dread

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?

Transparent

What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?

Adolf Hit Her

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.

In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb

What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread

panera dead

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.