What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown
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God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand? A: Cuatro Cinco
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
what do you call it when a man is scared in panera bread
panera dread
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her
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In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
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My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
