Call it jokes
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?