what do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye "it's dye-ing"
Your forehead so big that we may as well call it a fivehead
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread
Panera Ned
Im on a roll with my jokes rn
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does parera sleep in?
Panera bed
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
what do you call it when you sell panera bread in your shed
panera shed
what do you call it when you see nothing but pants? brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.
The Milky Way
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart.
A blast from the past
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time
