Call it jokes

What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

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I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?

Grounded beef.

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.

You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?

Juan on Juan.