Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does parera sleep in?
Panera bed
What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread
Panera Ned
Im on a roll with my jokes rn
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
what do you call it when you sell panera bread in your shed
panera shed
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
what do you call it when you see nothing but pants? brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.
The Milky Way
What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgang-bang.
Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart.
A blast from the past
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So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time
1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all
