Call it jokes
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.