Call it jokes
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.