Call it jokes
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.