Call it

Call it jokes

Dye

What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?

"It's dye-ing."

Man

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Panera

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

Beef

What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?

Grounded beef.

Keyboard

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Asphalt

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

In other words you can also call it asphalt.

Ass-phalt.

Panera

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

Mix

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

Physicist

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

Space

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.