Call it jokes
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Community talk
The Vessel faced The Kraken, the False Embodiment of Death. The Vessel wouldn't survive. He knew that. But he no longer cared. Perhaps he never cared. He had never been one to see himself as a person of value, even if the others tried to convince him otherwise. His eyes closed for a moment. He had time to reflect before the final trial. The calm before the storm, some might call it, but the Vessel knew he had already… Read more
Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.
This so-called 'kin… Read more
Omg I just heard. I’m so sorry and I’m so sad that such a big part of this community is gone and that he will never be here for us again. One of the best people on here and one of my first “friends” on the site if that’s what you could call it. RIP ingenious and know that we are grieving. But community, we can get through this together and we have to have each others backs for the time being. RIP