Call it jokes
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
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Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.