You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Call It Jokes
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
