The 100+ Best Call It Jokes

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

you call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it fnaf lore.

what do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."

Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”

What do you call it when you baptize a mexacan? Bean dip!

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".