You call it a burning orphanage. I call it fnaf lore.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
what do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”
What do you call it when you baptize a mexacan? Bean dip!
What do u call it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What do you call it when a person with downsyndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
If Jesus was real they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion.
They would call it crucifact.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN
