Call it jokes

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.

If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What do you call a crying dick?

I call it a crying dick.

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.

They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.