Call it jokes

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.

What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?

Panera fled.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

In other words you can also call it asphalt.

Ass-phalt.

What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?

Adolf Hit Her.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?

You got off clean.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.