Call it jokes
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.