Call it jokes

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction!

What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?

You got off clean.

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait.

What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!