Call it jokes

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.

What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction!

What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?

You got off clean.

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?

Juan on Juan.

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.