Call it jokes
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"