Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
Unughppppthh
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
you call it turds. I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What does a pig call its dad...mom😂
i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction! 😂😂🤣☺️
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella", but he hesitated
what do you call it when a man gets high in panara bread panera sped
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? - Juan on Juan
What do you call it when takes a picture
A family portrait
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels"
what do you call nitrogen in the day?- you call it day-trogen!
