Call it jokes

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?

A good start.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!

What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown.

What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

A microwave.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.