Call it jokes
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.