Call it jokes
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.