Call it jokes
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."