Call it jokes
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting