Call it jokes
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house? A spicket fence!
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.