Call it jokes
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.