Drift jokes
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Memes
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. π€£
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
Memes
man this hits
W car from drift hunters? also its the beginner car but i got max upgrades , im trying to save up to get the 90k gtr - r34 or gtr - 35
Community
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these weird guys in blue suits keep telling me its bad to drift into kids. shouldnt it get me a boost like in mariokart