He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
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What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang? - The Ching Chang Gang
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call it when panera bread, Shuts down Panera is dead
If you have a pair and it runs around the street what do you call it a running pair
you call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
what do you call it when you are very sad in panera bread
Panera Dread
What do you call it when an astartees cum’s... torrential downfall
What do you call it when red Sox can doesn't pull out?
Boston cream pie
I have returned, anyways what do you call it when your actually in Panera bread, being in Panera bread!
