Call it jokes
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.