Call it jokes
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!