Call it jokes
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.