Call it jokes

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?

Adolf Hit Her.

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."

What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?

Continental Drift.

Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!

And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

A microwave.

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?

Grounded beef.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!