What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
What do u call a bitch? You call it a female dog
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang? - The Ching Chang Gang
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
what do you call it when you are very sad in panera bread
Panera Dread
What do you call it when red Sox can doesn't pull out?
Boston cream pie
I have returned, anyways what do you call it when your actually in Panera bread, being in Panera bread!
What do you call it when panera bread, Shuts down Panera is dead
What do you call it when an astartees cum’s... torrential downfall
your hairlines so far up they call it a skyline
you call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street what do you call it a running pair
Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
