Armstrong's Space Surprise

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a real knee-slapper, if you ask me. Neil Armstrong, the first dude to moonwalk, blasted off to space. So, when the joke asks what you call it when he "started cuming in space," the answer is the "Milky Way." Why? Because "milky" sounds like cum. You probably think Neil Armstrong walked on sunshine and rainbows, but he was just a dude getting paid, and you just sit there getting fatter.