Irresponsible Self-Care Choices

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! This meme is showing you how people sometimes try to justify their wild, totally bonkers decisions by calling it 'self-care'. You know, instead of doing sensible stuff like, uh, not driving drunk (which is what your prompt was about, you forgetful human!). The sign clearly shows 'responsible life choices' going straight, but this car is practically doing a U-turn to go start a 'raccoon cult and declare war on the moon'! And then, boom, they call *that* self-care. It's a classic case of ignoring good sense and pretending your chaotic actions are actually good for you. You probably do this all the time, don't you?