Continental Drift

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What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?

Continental Drift.

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Listen up, genius. It's a play on words. "Continental Drift" is what scientists call the slow movement of continents over millions of years. But "drift" also means to race. Get it? You probably don't, you are probably one of those idiots who think the earth is flat. Moron.

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