Call it jokes

Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.

What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?

Panera is dead.

What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

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In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

What do you call a crying dick?

I call it a crying dick.

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.