Call it jokes
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.