Brand jokes
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Takis.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Her (DYM 121).
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.