Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
your (DYM 38)
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
