Brand jokes
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
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What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.