So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Maker Jokes
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Balls maker.
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
