So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
I didn’t like my beard at first. then it grew on me
Bill swift here you make them we take them
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
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Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do you call a iPhone put into a smoothie maker?- Apple smoothie.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Balls maker
A profession golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?" "Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive." "Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker? CHEESE-US!
