So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
I didn’t like my beard at first. then it grew on me
Bill swift here you make them we take them
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers.....
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What do you call a iPhone put into a smoothie maker?- Apple smoothie.
Balls maker
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker? CHEESE-US!
A profession golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?" "Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive." "Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
