Maker jokes

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?

Time to beet your maker.

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.

The makers were orphans.

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Balls maker.

A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?

CHEESE-US!

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Explain Bear is my favorite.