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Maker jokes

Bounty

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Law

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

Insult

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Memes

Food

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

Orphan

No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.

The makers were orphans.

Woman

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

Food

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Tee

A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"

Memes

Community

Poll

@matt a while back (long long time ago and a deleted acc) I suggested, that post makers should be able to mute users from talking in the comments of there posts? You said maybe. It there any chance we could get it??? It would really help with dealing with annoying ppl, anons and ppl who we grossly dislike, thanks pookie

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