Dell jokes
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Brutha was caught lacking
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Dee.
dfg.
The one by die.