Dell jokes
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Brutha was caught lacking
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
If I die, delete my search history.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Dee.
dfg.