Smoothie

Smoothie Jokes

Ingredient

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

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  • Baby

    What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

    Baby

    How to make a baby make funny faces?

    Put it feet first in a blender.

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  • Baby

    What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

    The baby is a cherry smoothie.

    Ice

    What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

    A baby smoothie.

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  • iPhone

    What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

    Life

    Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

    Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

    Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

    My life is like... the shoe rack-