Smoothie jokes
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Community talk
Hello. Say “SMOOTHIE CAT!” if ur there
Shower Thoughts:
- Cheating in exams is just studying at the wrong time. - Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there and talk shit about you to your face. - Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. - If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? - Does a straw have one hole or two? - Can you daydream at night? - When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. - Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.