Smoothie jokes
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Suiiiii!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Community talk
2-3 bananas (3 is best but two is fine) 1 and 1/2 milk 3 tablespoons maple syrup (4 if you want it sweeter) 2 cups of ice
Hello. Say “SMOOTHIE CAT!” if ur there
Shower Thoughts:
- Cheating in exams is just studying at the wrong time. - Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there and talk shit about you to your face. - Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. - If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? - Does a straw have one hole or two? - Can you daydream at night? - When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. - Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.