Brand jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Takis.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.