Brand jokes
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Takis.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.