Brand jokes

Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?

Cool-Aid!

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.

Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head N Shoulders.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?

Asgard.

Friend: I broke up with Sara.

Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

Friend: How did her pussy feel?

Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!