My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe brand? White vans
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
What is Spiderman's favourite rice Uncle Ben
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? TastersCHOICE!
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue Grey it covers up everything.
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung, cause it doesn't have a home button!
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
A man bought a brand new iphone but returned it, why The apple was already bitten.
What is the butt’s favorite computer? The Tushiba
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her p*ssy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
