Brand

Brand Jokes

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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Friend: I broke up with Sara.

Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

Friend: How did her pussy feel?

Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."

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I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling