Brand jokes
Her (DYM 121).
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Buccellati
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."