Brand jokes
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
😉 i like target now
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.