Brand jokes
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Memes
😉 i like target now
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.