Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her p*ssy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do youâ HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, itâs all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, weâre both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
What brands do people in wheelchair wear?
Michelin
fila is a cool brand. I fila cock in my ass
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
.......Rape.
Why are school shootings branded âvery Americanâ?
1. They usually happen in the usa 2. Theyâre like the forth of July: thereâs a lot of loud banging and kids screaming
What is Puss In Boots' favourite boot brand? CAT!
Whatâs Steven Hawkins favourite crisps brand? Walkers
Whatâs the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo* them: puma âpuma balls in yo mouth
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
