I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times đ
What do SpongeBob and Asian have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his âhead and shouldersâ in the the dash.
Whatâs the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I donât have a Ferrari in my garage
What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda
What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I donât have a Mercedes
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
Paul's favorite car. A carrere GTree
Stephen hawkings shows up to a car meet up
What color is your bugati
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldnât support windows.
Whatâs the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldnât be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
Whatâs a Muslims favorite Car? A CitroĂ«n C4.
What do you call a mexican transformer? Optimis juan!
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
