Automobile Jokes

The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back

My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.

What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive