I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times đ
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his âhead and shouldersâ in the the dash.
Whatâs the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I donât have a Ferrari in my garage
What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda
What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I donât have a Mercedes
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
Paul's favorite car. A carrere GTree
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
Stephen hawkings shows up to a car meet up
What color is your bugati
Whatâs the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldnât be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
Whatâs a Muslims favorite Car? A CitroĂ«n C4.
What do you call a mexican transformer? Optimis juan!
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog đ today is the night I can drive
What is your car đ you can not drive ? A super flying car đ
