What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.