I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times đ
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his âhead and shouldersâ in the the dash.
Whatâs the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I donât have a Ferrari in my garage
What do SpongeBob and Asian have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive
What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda
What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I donât have a Mercedes
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
Paul's favorite car. A carrere GTree
Stephen hawkings shows up to a car meet up
What color is your bugati
Whatâs the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldnât be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldnât support windows.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin. At least now I can have his phone he left.
Whatâs a Muslims favorite Car? A CitroĂ«n C4.
What do you call a mexican transformer? Optimis juan!
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT