Brand jokes
Buccellati
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Memes
They knew what they were doing
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
Her (DYM 121).
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
Redmi
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?