Brand jokes
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
Buccellati
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Redmi
Her (DYM 121).
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!