Brand jokes
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
Buccellati
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Memes
Meme:
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
Her (DYM 121).
Redmi
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.