We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
