Bomb jokes

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case he had to drop some BOMBS.

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

Do you know Joe?

Joe who?

Joe *boom*.

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

"You're the bomb."

"No, you're the bomb."

A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.

Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

Where did Alice go during the explosion?

Everywhere.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡