Bomb jokes
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡