Bomb jokes

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.